are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
SOMEONE HAS THE URL ASSHOLE SAVED BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE POST ON THE BLOG AHHHH I WANT IT
My best friend’s advice on how to make a guy stop liking you
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours